this is a stressful time of year. If there’s one thing that can help alleviate stress and keep you feeling nice and relaxed, it’s a little self-care. Getting off is maybe the best self-care that there is, so we’ve put together a list of the best Black Friday sex toy deals, from vibrators and suction stimulators to butt plugs and everything in between.
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MysteryVibe Crescendo 2
MysteryVibe’s Crescendo 2 flexible vibrator has been on our best-of list since the very beginning. This thing is kind of amazing. It’s flexible, it can bend to contour to your body no matter how you’re using it, and it packs a whopping six internal motors. Using the MysteryVibe app, those motors can be individually customized too, so you can create your very own symphony of vibration patterns and intensities.
If you’ve never used a suction toy, you’re in for a life-changing night in, and the Sona 2 Cruise is the best. It’s perfectly sized and shaped for comfortably holding in your hand, and there’s a number of intensities for nearly all preferences. The Cruise part of the name stands for Lelo’s Cruise Control, which increases intensity if you press it hard against your body.
The Lelo Sona 2 Cruise is one of the best suction toys, but this one has an added feature. Unlike the others on this list, the Poet comes with three different mouths, so you can customize it to your liking, whether you’re in the mood for intense stimulation or more diffused. On top of that, there’s a bunch of intensity levels and patterns, and it’s waterproof too.
The price of the Sila has gone up since we first tried it, but this is still a discount (it used to be $135). This toy irked me at first for being way too soft, until I realized the slow build was worth it—it focuses more on surrounding erogenous zones than similar toys, and your long-lasting o will thank you.
Unbound Bender Flexible Vibrator
Unbound’s Bender vibrator is flexible, making it ideal for internal and external stimulation, depending on how you shape it. It’s waterproof too. The Dame Pom below is also known for its flexibility, however, that one is palm-sized, while the Unbound is long and thin.
Dame’s Pom (8/10, WIRED Recommends) is an excellent vibrator. It’s flexible, fits comfortably into the palm of your hand, and is surprisingly powerful. The flexible body means it’s great for any genitals and will contour to your body no matter how you’re using it.
Pulse’s automated lube dispenser makes it easier than ever to get yourself or a partner ready to have a good time. Just put your hand underneath the little spout and the Pulse will dispense the lube right away. No need to mess with bottles ever again, just reach out and the Pulse will take care of it.
The Dame Com is a wand vibrator with an ergonomic bent to the soft, squishy head. The angle makes it much easier to reach a wide variety of places on your body, which makes it ideal for flying solo. Here’s a secret: It actually works pretty well as a muscle massager too, the angled head makes it easy to reach the upper part of your back or the back of your neck to loosen those knots.
Most toys are capable of being used alone or with a partner, but the Dame Arc excels at solo use. Packed into its soft silicone body is five vibrational patterns and five intensity levels, and there’s a nice curvature for one-handed use. It’s waterproof, and excellent for G-spot stimulation.
The smaller sibling to the Crescendo 2, MysteryVibe’s Poco is a flexible vibrator in a compact package. It has the same sorts of joints for bending and folding as the Crescendo 2 does, but the Poco is smaller and a bit less articulated. The vibration motors are every bit as powerful though and come pre-programmed with some stimulating vibration patterns.
Biird’s Namii suction stimulator doesn’t just use the standard suction technology to simulate the gentle suction of oral sex, it also packs a surprisingly powerful vibrator. It has a soft squishy body that feels great to the touch, all the buttons are easy to reach and easy to tell apart with touch alone, and it comes with a charging cradle that doubles as an adorable little nightlight.
We Vibe Melt + Pillow Talk
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One of my favorite bundles, the We-Vibe Melt is a fun little suction stimulator that fits perfectly into the hand, and the Pillow Talk Sassy is a small, approachable internal vibrator. It’s a great pairing, especially if you’re either new to sex toys or just want to expand a small but growing collection.
The Vector Vibrating massager is an intermediate size so it’s a great pick for anyone who isn’t a super-pro at butt stuff. It’s curved to hit the P-spot and packs a surprisingly powerful internal motor.
The Rose suction stimulator is a novel little thing. Its shape makes it provide really unique and kind of tickly sensations. It’s great at providing that oral-sex-adjacent suction sensation, and its shape makes it a cute little nightstand tchotchke.
Satisfyer Curvy 3+
Satisfyer’s Curvy 3+ is a suction stimulator with a unique body shape that makes it really fun to use on yourself or a partner. It is larger than the other suction toys on this list, but that means it’s easier to use in a wider variety of positions. The soft silicone body is also great for some light internal play.
Satisfyer’s Pro 2 suction toy is one of the toys I most often recommend to people new to suction toys. The hard plastic body makes it easy to grip and move around, and the angle of the soft silicone mouth is just perfect for reaching the clitoris or frenulum when you’re flying solo.
Satisfyer Pro Penguin
The Satisfyer Pro Penguin is such an adorable little toy, it’s hard not to recommend it. It’s a powerful little suction toy, but on top of that, it has a little bowtie. Plus, this bundle comes with the aforementioned Pillow Talk Sassy internal vibrator. There’s something for everyone here.
This is unbelievably cute, looking more like a seashell you collected at the beach than a sex toy. It dropped to $77 earlier this month, but it typically goes for $99. The ridges along the back give varied sensations, regardless of the genitals you’re using it with, and the entire thing is made of gel with silicone over it, so it’s squishy and soft.
A bunch of Lelo toys make our top list, and this one combines vibrations and an air pulse mechanism to provide suction. You can use one end at a time or together, stimulating your G-spot and clitoris, for a really intense experience.
Using a plug can be intimidating, but the Romp is perfect for beginners. It’s small, but not teeny, and also always super affordable. It’s comfortable and easy to clean, too. (Make sure you use water-based lube with it.)
The Hugo works for whatever parts you have, however its ideal for a prostate. There are two motors, six vibration modes, and 12 intensities. It comes with a remote control, and you can set it to motion-sensing mode to lower or increase the intensity simply by tilting or moving the remote. This is another toy that’s good for beginners, because the size isn’t intimidating.
Sijo’s cooling sheets are super comfy if you’re a hot sleeper like I am. They’re silky to the touch and they keep you just warm enough at night without feeling like you’re being smothered. That light-and-cooling touch is great for something else too: Keeping you and a partner (or partners) from getting all hot and sweaty when you’re having sex. They’re honestly kind of a game-changer.
Black Friday Retailer Sales
Want to browse the sales yourself? Here are a few top retailers participating in Black Friday deals.